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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

INDIAN BUSINESS SCHOOL - LESSON 1

*INDIAN BUSINESS SCHOOL - LESSON 1*

Rajpat (father): I want you to marry a girl of my choice.

Son: 'I will choose my own bride!!!

' Rajpat: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter..

' Son: 'Well, in that case... ok'


*Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates.*

Rajpat: 'I have a husband for your daughter....

' Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!

' Rajpat: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.

' Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case... ok'


*Finally Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank.*

Rajpat: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.

' President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!

' Rajpat: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.

' President: 'Ah, in that case... ok'


*And that my friends is how Indians do business.*



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